1. The number of typos and amount of lazy typing I do now. I am writing all day long at a furious rate. I cannot believe the number of mistakes I make with commonly confused words (its/it's, your/you're, their/they're). You don't understand. I don't make mistakes like that. I mean, I do now. It must be the 17 years of looking at misspelled words. These types of errors are only slightly more annoying than my old Blackberry randomly "correcting" my typing into things that are not words at all. And then, now that I have the iPhone 4S, I can speak text messages. But they have no caps and punctuation. So. There goes my ability to lord all these things over everyone else in the world. But the tradeoff is quite an active online presence. Whatever that's worth.
2. Our runty poodle, Markey (short for Skidmark, which has multiple references), who has to take his mouthful of food over to the nearest dominant personality and chew right in front of them. He has terrible teeth, and eats very slowly, but he won't eat anything except dry kibble. And he leaves little kibbles and bitten ends of kibbles all over the hard floor. Feels like walking on tacks. Or Legos. Luckily, we have Roxy the Dachshund to run around and clean up the mess. Except that she's very pushy, and prone to overeating, and usually ends up eating most of Markey's food before he can finish it. So then we have to feed him little tablespoons of food at a time so he can keep eating. Tonight, we tried putting Roxy in the dog crate while Markey finished eating. She didn't eat Markey's food, but he walked over next to the cage and ate each mouthful right in front of the bars, stringing foot-stabbing bits of kibble all around the kitchen. *sigh*
3. Fricking browser issues. Why can't everything just work? I hope we're all going through an awkward phase that will end soon.
4. The amount of money we pay each month to access information and data on all platforms: cable, cell phone, internet access, Netflix, Kindle books. It's really crazy, when you think about it. But I don't want to cancel anything.
5. I have no time to grade papers.
More to come... there were things I was thinking of that I can't remember now. Gotta go to school.